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cooldadweekend:

I’m screaming it’s so cute

(via thecutestofthecute)

yeevil:

yeevil:

LOOK HOW MY DOG IS SLEEPING


he is so weird.

yeevil:

yeevil:

LOOK HOW MY DOG IS SLEEPING

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he is so weird.

Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?

Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.

Abuela: te parto fruta?

Me: no, gracias.

Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?

Me: no abuela.

Abuela: un vaso de agua?

Me: no, de veras estoy bien.

Abuela: come mierda pues.

yeevil:

LOOK HOW MY DOG IS SLEEPING

Best. Dog. Ever.

yeevil:

LOOK HOW MY DOG IS SLEEPING

Best. Dog. Ever.

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(via thecutestofthecute)

rabbitglitter:

foxxxynegrodamus:

i hate the internet

IM CRYIN

This is one of my new favorite things on the internet. Bless whoever did this.

(Source: dangervvank, via horchathot)

koda-koala:

skatoon-network:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

wizardstan:

thirstywhiplash:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

 

DO NOT PRINT A DILDO!

Even the best 3D printers have tiny gaps for bacteria at least, and can cause tiny cuts at worst.

Print a dildo mould and fill it with latex.

Unless you’re printing tiny dildos to put in a bag so when someone is a jerk you can throw tiny dicks at them and tell them to “go eat a dick”.  Then by all means, print tiny dicks.

Wizardstan dropping some knowledge

#Reblogging For Dildo Awarness

Ha!

(via horchathot)

cloverthebulldog:

Everyone is oohing and ahhing over something but I have no idea what. I don’t see any bacon or tennis balls anywhere! 

Ashley & Jimmy FOREVER!

Ashley & Jimmy FOREVER!

(Source: imbluedean, via magneatoh)

ferretparty:

Drew some Plutos today~

(via eternal-sailormoon)

princesscheeto:

No diet tonight. I has pizza

princesscheeto:

No diet tonight. I has pizza

(via thecutestofthecute)

calithepug:

wearing her new name tag with pride 

calithepug:

wearing her new name tag with pride